A Tale of Two Awesome Ghairatmands, Hazrat Iftikhar Chaudhry CJ and Hazrat Imran Khan PTI – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Dear Ghairatmands,

It is with a heavy and Nihari addled heart that I write my latest news roundup. In this week, two very sad developments have happened. First of all, Pakistan’s two ghairatmand parties, PML N and PTI are fighting.  PML N is rehashing liberal fascist propaganda that was discounted by me on Pakistan Press over a year ago.  I am referring to this post Imran Khan’s Real (ty) “Investments” – Zulfiqar Ali http://criticalppp.com/archives/222545

Editor’s Note: LUBP highlighted these financial irregularities over a year ago Imran Khan’s financial credibility? – by Ahmed Iqbalabadi (10th May, 2011) followed by Some questions about Imran Khan’s PTI NA-USA LLC – by Ahmed Iqbalabadi (13th May, 2011). “The purpose of both the articles was not to taint Imran Khan and his PTI with sweeping statements (like the allegations of PTI-PML N-media-JI-civil society against PPP) like being corrupt, dishonest and unprincipled . Both the articles merely raised questions related to Shaukat Khanum Memorial Trust (that manages the Shaukat Khanum Memorial Hospital) and Pakistan Tehreek-e-Isnaaf’s PTI-USA LLC, registered as a limited liability company in the USA.

In the articles, we did a small review of Shaukat Khanum’s annual audited financial statements for the year 2009 and also questioned the role of PTI-USA LLC in registering protests. Both the articles were written from a financial and logical perspective and raised pertinent questions. The logic was: Shaukat Khanum Memorial Hospital is the proud brainchild of Imran Khan –> It is a successful venture in the country where success is quite limited –> Imran Khan is the Chairman of the Board of Governors of SKMT and we can assume he has significant interest and say in the management of the Trust –> If there is something wrong in the Trust’s working i.e. investment policies as highlighted in the article, then we can ask questions and deserve to get a decent response” (Imran Khan’s financial credibility five months down the road, 9th Nov. 2011).”

and its follow up Shaukat Khannum report’s reliability – Zulfiqar Ali http://criticalppp.com/archives/222705

This is not good and their efforts should be reserved for the Media Jihads against Beghairats! Both PML N and PTI will sweep the next elections and get Four-thirds mandate. Each party will get 2/3 thanks to Hujjaji’s mathematical genious, Jazakallah!

If this was not enough, PPP media terrorist, Senator Faisal Raza Abidi is raising questions about Dr. Arsalan Ibne Iftikhar’s hard earned money. Everyone knows that Dr. Arsalan ibne Iftikhar earned Rs.900,000,000 by sewing namaz caps and making herbal (jari booti) cures for cancer.  My buddies in Jamaat-e-Islami and Sipah-e-Sahaba still rave about Dr. Arsalan’s cancer cure presentation at the Islamic Medical Conference in Monte Carlo.  

Everyone knows that Dr. Arsalan cured cancer by splitting Doodh Patti (desi tea) molecules.  So Duhhh!

However, intead of appreciating great scientists-doctor-businessmen-bureaucrats like Dr. Arsalan, Senator Faisal Raza Abidi is casting allegations.

Does he not know that allegations cannot be cast on Ghairatmands??

That because Ghairatmands, due to their superior rhetorical pitch, are just that, superior and subject to different standards than Beghairats!

Yet, Faisal Raza Abidi is saying that Chaudhary PCO must resign #IftikharPCO must Resign! http://criticalppp.com/archives/222661

Thanks to attacks by Abidi, liberal fascists are crawling out and saying bad things about His Holiness Highness Hazrat Chauhdry Iftikhar, Chief of Supreme League of Justice Party (HHHH IMC SLOP):

“It makes me plunge into river of wonder, how shameless a person you are, you first took an Oath as a Judge to be faithful to the Law, then took Oath from the Dictator Musharaf as a PCO Judge, assuring him of your faithfulness to him and let him rule this country illegally for 10 years, then again broke this Oath coming to the roads after being released from House Arrest by the Elected PM Gillani (Certainly his “Unpardonable” mistake to save a Python. And you bit him as expected)” Fittay Moonh Teray Iftikhar Chaudhray – by Ahsan Shah http://criticalppp.com/archives/222675

Please, Please don’t critisize CJ. He is the symbol of ghairat pasands, founder of Civil Society and the Greatest, bravest, handsomest, intelligentest Judge of Pakistan.

 I conclude with a Hadees-e-Ghairatmand Chapter XXX, Verse 17:

“Verily the Truth has been Revealed to me by GHQ

Thou Shalt Listen to everything I (CJP) say

If I command thee to Hang Bhutto, then Thou Acceptist

If I command thee to disqualify thyself, Thou Acceptist

For Verily my Wish is your Command

Only the Evil Doer speaks of Double Standards when they refer to my Holy Progeny Arsalan

If my son cannot find Solace in Daddy’s Court, then he is adrift in a heartless World

For Truly, my word is the Law and elected Parliament be damned”

Syed Riaz Bin Al-Malik Hujjaji

2 Responses to “A Tale of Two Awesome Ghairatmands, Hazrat Iftikhar Chaudhry CJ and Hazrat Imran Khan PTI – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji”

  1. I can’t understand that what is the motive behind such an unconventional yet thoughtful blog. Everyone knows that no CJ in the whole world is given so much prominence and intervention in political matters. But even you can see that there is an unprecedented support provided to CJ during so-called ‘Wukla Tanzeem’. It is only due to such a huge back-up that CJ is doing all this. Besides Pakistan is a country where 80% population is below poverty line. Surely CJ could have more interesting suo mottos. I guess the first thing CJ do is that he sees that how Raymond Davis was exonerated from 2 murders by CJ’s subordinates.


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