As my title suggests, this is probably what Pakistan’s brilliant doctor-inventor-Son Arsalan Iftikhar thought. Once again, his Daddy and uncle judges were there to protect him. This is what good parenthood is all about. If your Daddy’s Supreme Court is not there to protect you from such trivial things as corruption, cronyism, nepotism charges, what good are they for any ways. May we all have Daddies and uncles as generous as His Holiness Highness Hazrat Iftikhar Chaudhry and His band of Righteous Supremes!
The silly liberal fascist “scum” are burning in their own bitter stew of liberalism and universal standards – concepts which we know are utter rubbish! I read their defeatist rants and grin in my ample belly while longing for my ninth helping of the Spartan fare of Quail and Truffle Biryani!
“Pakistan’s Supreme Court has covered itself in disgrace and this sad story of sellout and corrupt judges (barring a few honourable exceptions) is as old as Pakistan itself. They have repeatedly failed the public and have failed to provide justice and closure to over 2.3 million pending cases. Aside from providing legal cover to various military dictators – a stigma that also taints this sorry lot of bureaucrats with a God complex, Pakistan’s Supreme Court has sent one PPP Prime Minister to the gallows and illegally disqualified another PPP PM – both on trumped up charges.” Daddy’s Jihadi Supreme Court to the Rescue as Judiciary thwarts corruption investigations – again! http://criticalppp.com/archives/225791
Cry away you liberal fascist “scum”! This Judiciary belongs to Ghairatmands like PTI and PML N. This Judiciary is for real patriotic Pakistanis like Malik Ishaq and Hafiz Saeed. This Judiciary should be answerable only to real paper like Quaid-e-Azam and not useless piece of paper like the Constitution!
If you happen to be a Rafzi (Shia) or Qadian (Ahmadi) or a Curranta (Christain) you can take a hike! No Suo Motos for your silly little causes when we ghairatmands are busy defending Ibne Iftikhar from corruption investigations. At this time, I would like to thank Samad Khurram and those at Harvard University for rewarding Hazrat Chaudhry Iftikhar (Chief of the Supreme League of Justice Party) with a medal. History will remember you in the same way that they remember those lawyers who showered Mumtaz Qadri with rose petals.
Syed Riaz Bin Al-Malik Hujjaji
Keeper of the Two Nation Theory, Protector of the Sovereignty of Supreme Court Inc. and seeker of Facebook friends
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