Posts tagged ‘Riaz Malik Hajjaji’

August 30, 2012

My daddy and uncle judges will always protect me – by Riaz Bin Al-Malik Hajjaji

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As my title suggests, this is probably what Pakistan’s brilliant doctor-inventor-Son Arsalan Iftikhar thought. Once again, his Daddy and uncle judges were there to protect him. This is what good parenthood is all about. If your Daddy’s Supreme Court is not there to protect you from such trivial things as corruption,

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August 22, 2012

Please defend BBC Urdu and the Axis of Holiness troika – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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If you don’t know this yet, know it now

BBC Urdu along with Jang Group and Dharb-e-Momin is part of every ghairatmand’s Axis of Holiness.

These are the media outlets that in their own ways project the

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August 12, 2012

A RAW-CIA-Mossad funded critical post on Jinnah and Pakistan’s patriotic history – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Dear Ghairatmands,

Please see how the pious history of Pakistan is being re-written. Please raise your protest and write against this rubbish post in your newspapers and Blogzines. After reading this I lost my appetite and couldn’t even finish my 8th helping of Biryani. Beghairats keep bringing up these events under the guise of adding nuance to the debate. This is a typical Neo-con Zionist tactic. Please protest this on facebook and twitter, otherwise Pakistan’s history will be damaged beyond repair and even the great Zaid Hamid will not be able to rescue it.

This too was Pakistan (1947-71): A response to Nadeem Paracha’s “Also Pakistan”

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August 12, 2012

A Tale of Two Awesome Ghairatmands, Hazrat Iftikhar Chaudhry CJ and Hazrat Imran Khan PTI – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Dear Ghairatmands,

It is with a heavy and Nihari addled heart that I write my latest news roundup. In this week, two very sad developments have happened. First of all, Pakistan’s two ghairatmand parties, PML N and PTI are fighting.  PML N is rehashing liberal fascist propaganda that was discounted by me on Pakistan Press over a year ago.  I am referring to this post Imran Khan’s Real (ty) “Investments” – Zulfiqar Ali http://criticalppp.com/archives/222545

Editor’s Note: LUBP highlighted these financial irregularities

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July 24, 2012

Civil Society’s slap to PPP and LUBP! – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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buaaahhahahahaha!!!

Civil Society’s slap to PPP and LUBP!

Genunie liberals Ali Dayan Hasan, Marvi Sirmed, Maheen Usmani, Meera Ghani have finally decided to expose fake liberals hiding at Zionist blog LUBP, which is in fact Let Us

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July 21, 2012

Good liberal Hamid Mir takes on liberal fascist Dr Osama Siddique – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Dear Ghairatmands,

If you are still mourning over the loss of the PMl N-PTI-JI-Supreme Court-Sipah Sahaba-backed candidate, the Independant Bhosan, dry your tears like the Righteously Guided Super Journalist, Hamid Mir did. Two days ago, Hamid Mir sahib was upset that his prediction of a Bhosan victory did not

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July 20, 2012

PTI News: Forget Shias of Pakistan, talk of Muslims of Myanmar – by Riaz Malik

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Dear Ghairatmands,

I am pleased to report that my latest masterpiece idea was picked up Hazrat Imran Khan PTI.

“Wake up Muslims; stop killing muslims in Burma, Kashmir, Philistine,

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July 20, 2012

Urgently required: Holocaust deniers for obscuring propaganda about Shia genocide in Pakistan – by Riaz Malik

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Dear Ghairatmands,

We urgently require good quality Holocaust Deniers. The powerful liberal fascist lobby is doing its best to spread propaganda that there is a Shia Genocide going on in Pakistan. Look at this baseless

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June 24, 2012

Constitutional Conspiracy against Chief Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Den of constitutional conspirators

Greetings to His Holiness Highness Chief Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhary

Dear Enlightened Ghairatmand followers of Chief Justice of Muslim Tehrik League Party and Supreme Leagues

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March 16, 2012

Protest against silence on drone attacks! – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Related post: Liberal fascists support drone strikes against Hazrat Abu Yazid and Hazrat Baitullah Mehsud – by Riaz Malik

The following is a collection of comments I have made to shame those who do not join the anti-Droni policies of HIK-PTI (Hazrat Imran Khan of PTI), Chacha Morpheous a.k.a, General Hamid Gul and Pious Punjabi Pasdaran of Lashkar Jhangvi and Lashkar Tayyaba.  I have used

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December 9, 2011

My hero is Samad Khurram – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Here is an example of Samad Khurram’s philosophy and modus operandi: Salman Taseer’s murder and the footsoldiers of media

Samad Khurram refuses US medal

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November 10, 2011

Liberal fascists launch an attack on Imran Khan’s financial credibility – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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As the tail wind of the Hazrat Imran Khan Tsunami, I want to inform you, my millions of readers, of the latest media attacks by the liberal fascists on Imran Khan.  We all know that in Pakistan, the media is dominated by liberal fascists like Kamran Shafi, Farhat Taj, Dr. Taqi, Nadeem Paracha, Fasi Zaki and Dr. Siddiqa. These are

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November 2, 2011

Riaz Malik debunks BBC report and sings a paen for PTI Jalsa

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Aha, Liberal fascist Kamran must be crushed. See how great patriot and defender of Pak Fauj, Ejaz Haider has decontructed this falsehood of a BBC report in his typically brillliant, “Journalism or Jabberwocky” http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2011/10/journalism-or-jabberwocky/

In doing so, he has shown us that he is not only a great journalist but is also a master at English literature when he alludes to Lewis Carrol in the title. I salute him, Mosharraf Zaidi, Omar Waraich, Ayesha Tammy Haq and Cyril Almeida for coming out openly as PTI supportors on

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October 13, 2011

Riaz Malik Hajjaji Leaks: Pakistan’s Islamopatriot Alliance (PIA)

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Dear readers,

Welcome to my leaks. Yes, I leak….. good information.

Recently, I intercepted this sketch (made by Syed Ali Asghar Rafzi Sabai Irani) that was being circulated by the anti-Taliban liberal fascists!

It is a sketch of human rights activist Wali Jayan, Muslim rights activist Falak Miswaak and their true leaders and supporters, the generals and the judges who have saved Pakistan.

While liberal fascists were trying to malign these Islamopatriots and were trying to subscribe a sinister

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September 23, 2011

George Fulton ka Imran Khan – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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At first I though George  Fulton was critisizing Imran Khan but overall, the article is good.

Imagine comparing Imran Khan to that Hindu scocerer, Bhutto. Imran Khan has the support of the educated people and is talking about Islamic democracy. Bhutto was popular amongst a few dozen mud people, the sweaty illiterate RAW agents of Sindh who do shirk dancing at shrines in their spare time. Unlike Musharaf who is atleast a brave Ghazi warrior, Bhutto sneaked in through the back door and had the audacity to think he could do something just because a few dozen sweaty, stinking jahil mud people were hynotized to vote for him.  Had it not been for these bloody civilian Bhuttos, Imran Khan would have swept the polls in 1996 and 2002. For that matter, imagine comparing Imran Khan’s

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September 21, 2011

Congrats to Imran Khan and Iftikhar Chaudhry on Mastung victory – by Riaz Malik

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About the author: Riaz Malik Corner

I want to extend my heartiest felicitations to Chairman PTI, Hazrat Imran Khan and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhary on the glorious victory obtained by Islamo-Marxist rebels, Lashkar-e-Jhangvi.  Today, on the plains of Mastung, these brave rebels bravely faught off the nuclear-armed Iranian Fifth columnist imperialists and managed to kill 25 of them. Without the support of the Supreme Court, the leader of Lashkar-e-Jhangvi, the great Malik Ishaq would still be rotting in jail and would have been unable to rally the troops against the godless Rafizoon.
If there had been no Hazrat Imran Khan, there would not have been an effective spokesperson to explain to

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September 12, 2011

In praise of Moeed Yusuf and the Jinnah Institute Report – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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The best thing about the report is that it comes from people who my pious brothers in JI-SSP mistook for liberal fascists.

About the author: Riaz Malik Corner

Just when it looked like the liberal fascist brigade would attempt to take Pakistan away from the Taliban, the brilliant Jinnah Institute report scattered the hopes of this perfidious group of people. This group includes those “Pashtuns” like Prof. Ijaz, Dr. Taqi and Farhat Taj who think they know more about Pathans and NWFP than good, honest patriotic Punjabis. This group also includes fringe elements like Kamran Shafi and others who have the temerity to be critical of the Pak Fauj.

However, the best thing about this

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September 6, 2011

Anatol Lieven’s Hard Country – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

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Every Pakistani should buy a copy of his book and come to the same conclusion that I did: Democracy sucks!

About the author: Riaz Malik Corner on Pakistan Blogzine

Anyone who wants to know about Pakistan should read Anatol Lieven, Imran Khan and Zaid Hamid. Anyone who wants a rousing defense of our Pak Fauj should read Lieven. All those who want a nice skewering of

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September 6, 2011

Riaz Malik Hajjaji Corner on Pakistan Blogzine

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Riaz Malik Hajjaji in a demonstration co-organized by PTI and JI

We have made a “Riaz Malik Corner” on our site (Pakistan Blogzine) to give space to views which, on the surface are completely, totally and

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